May 27 2011

Friday Laughs – Gingrich’s Press Release

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Here is John Lithgow performing Gingrich’s campaign’s statement on the press he was receiving on the Colbert Report.

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For those that are interested the full text of the statement provided to the Huffington Post by Gingrich press secretary Rick Tyler that could not possibly be read without laughing is after the jump.

“The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding,” Tyler wrote. “Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment’s cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won’t be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.”

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